New York 4 

i guess we knew 
you weren't 

all that great in 
softball - but 

we admired your 
dream - to play 

shortstop for your 
beloved cal bears -- 

and hit a homer in 
bottom of the 

seventh with the 
bases loaded 

against arizona 

for the national 
championship. 

it was a good dream, 
buddy, 

an honorable dream, 
for a woman 

who was raised on 
lotus twin-cam 

engines, pinot noir 

winnie-the-pooh, 
and johann -- 

johann sebastian 
bach. oh yeah. 

all you, 22, 
all you, girl!